Guess who decides to convert to Islam.

HIM!

This is a mug shoot of Michael Jackson.
It looks funny.
"Last night, on the eve of child-molestation charges being filed against him, Michael Jackson converted to Islam, reports the New York Post."

Surprise..surprise.


And I didnt know Eve is a Muslim too.
A non practicing one.
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I learned a new word today.

nin·com·poop
Hee..it even sounds cute.
(Yesss, I do know what it means.)
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And I came across this while bloghopping aimlessly.
And I must say, no matter how insulting it may be..there is a certain truth to it.
I'm not going to divulge the name of the building he was referring to, for fear of people accidentally terase you know...

"...Okay so now I must remember to bring belacan everyday to work cause I only saw CHInese and Angmohs people just now. The only Malay guy there was (as Farhana pointed out) the guy who was repairing the cables. You know la, when you work in an atas place like this your nose will grow very big, even though you're an only a pathetic intern. Malay always like that one. So must sniff the belacan every now and then..."

Touché!
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"If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?"
errr...can someone blow his fcuking brains out?
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In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners were awarded many prizes and received great recognition.
- from Interestingfacts.org

I wonder how the crowd was.
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Rojak kan?
Cos im honestly bored out of my big ass lah can but too lazy to head out.
Im such a pig.


And I love Garfield. =D